MUDDAH PARKERRR

FARKKKKK!!! Lisa's 16th is this weekend and my face decides to shift it's tectonic plates to form the most disgusting Mount Vesuvius in the world. Why me? Why now??? I'm not even going to try getting rid of it because it's so massive and disgusting. This seems to always happen to me. I barely get any pimples but when I do, They're near my nose, are big and throb. FUCKING GROSS!!! Arghhh!!!